A coupla basket cases...

... Oh dear oh dear oh dear... First Chris... Now Jill... the next thing I know... the ABIU (Acute Brain Injury Unit) at NHNN (the National Hospital for Neurology and Neurosurgery) will be being over-run by my carers... 

"And why the gloomy prediction?" I hear you ask? Well... the other day Jill was outside... supposedly checking the weather... (it can at times be totlly different weather out the back of the house to out the front of the house... sunshine one side... rain the other... what is one to do if one needs to go out? Answers on the back of a postage stamp please!) In reality it turns out that she was head butting the hanging basket on the wall... (Fortunately she has a good aim... I dread to think what would have happened had she missed and  head butted the wall...) Just as well the hanging basket was unoccupied... otherwise we'd have severely discombobulated

verb

[with object] humorous , chiefly North American Disconcert or confuse (someone): (as adjective discombobulated) he is looking a little pained and discombobulated
plants with severe concussions (or worse) to deal with... Not to mention some discombobulated carers... but then... that just goes to show they've been matched to perfection with yours truly...  who is in a state of near permanent discombobulation... 

discombobulated.com... hmmm... I don't think that quite has the same ring as confused.com... drat!