People who need glasses to find their glasses.....Are very myopic people in need of help!" (to badly misquote Barbara Streisand's song People)
I had thought that my mother's generous birthday gift of not one but TWO pairs of new glasses would solve this problem... (Plus cultivating a habit of putting said glasses in their cases and in my new tidy thingy (that is supposed to hold multiple remote controls... but does multiple glasses cases very well too...) at night.) Alas no... I have just proved the fatal flaw in my seemingly perfect plan... those moments when I take my glasses off and am not near my bedside table... Cue the very familiar comedy of errors whilst I go searching for the pair of glasses that I have taken off without the aid of wearing any glasses... I give up... and go find my dressing table... Ah ha! All is clear now (literally). I manage to locate the renegade pair of glasses... about 2 centimeters from where they ought to be (yes... I really am that short sighted)... and as I am wearing the pair of glasses I have designated as my bedtime pair (the less expensive pair)... I put the recalcitrant pair in their box, and in the tidy ready for tomorrow morning... And get all tucked up in bed... and proceed (with the aid of my glasses) to type this post...
Glasses wearers of the world unite.... Geek chic is cool... We have nothing to lose... but ... our glasses!
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