Friday, 6 June 2014

"Help! I need somebody..."

"...(Help!)...Not just anybody...(Help!)... I need someone... Won't you please, please help me?" (Apologies Beatles fans if I've not quite remembered the lyrics correctly!) 

Things have come to a sorry pass folks... yes... there is need for this diagram, placed appropriately in the bathroom: 


 Too many "close shaves" with the wrong substances for the intended task... (And its not just my wooly brained thinking either lol)  What next? .... Actually... I don't want to think about what might happen next... I'm just glad I don't use hairspray :D  

I already have 2 kitchens in the house, fridges all over the place - that look strangely like radiators, and sometimes even like washbasins -  a garage (I don't have a car and there is no actual garage) and goodness knows how many bathrooms (but strangely enough not many bedrooms...) ALL in one "big" craft house (yup... some people have a craft room... I have a craft HOUSE! :D) 

Welcome to the madhouse!  

(P.S. if you hadn't already guessed my surplus of rooms and even the occasional large piece of  furniture... is largely (haha!) a product of cognitive/speech disorder... but it keeps everyone... sometimes even me... guessing as to what I am going on about!)

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